step your game up: kfc

i think roughly 40-60% of my diet is fast food, which isnt a good thing.

but after years of experience with Macdonalds, KFC and Hungry Jacks, i think that KFC stores have got to be the worst in terms of facilities, cleanliness, customer service, management and pretty much everything.

so today i was hungry as shit and decided to visit a KFC store for some oily goodness. we all know fried chicken makes your footwork faster and possibly cleaner...i hope.

i walk in there to find a massive group of people waiting, i was not sure what was going on, but i go up the counter and order my family feast (shared with my parents of course).

they told me it will be a 12 minute wait on the chicken and at first i agreed without second thought. but then i realised 12 BLOODY MINUTES, THATS NOT FAST FOOD! and then i looked at the place where they put chicken, there was nothing there...absolutely nothing.
ok so if that wasnt bad enough the wait actually took longer than 12 minutes, and when i finally got my family feast (10 pieces of chicken + extras), i began to dig in to find that there was only 5 pieces of chicken in my family feast...not much of a feast, so i went up to the counter and it took roughly another 5 minutes to get my 5 pieces of chicken...

so you'd think that whilst the chicken was not ready, the staff would do something useful in that time. instead they stand around looking at the oven for the chicken to come out whilst theres shit all over their tables and dirty stains all over the building. the ground is sticky with god knows what all the bloody time and theres not a single spotless table insight...

the toilets are also dirty as hell, theres no straw dispenser or tissue dispenser anywhere, there is absolutely nothing.

kfc i give you a 10 in terms of overall oily goodness but pretty much 0 on anything else.
STEP YOUR GAME UP!