i dream of corea

martin, cissy and I were somehow high school students in Korea, but cissy was of billionare status. whilst we were just chilling out on a beach in Korea, we realised that cissy had some stalker fanboys around who was in love with cissy and her friend whom was nameless but lets call her taeyeon (at this point martin wasnt in the dream)

we decided to move locations as cissy only likes to be bukkaked by people she knows. we get in the car and they approach us and asked cissy if they could come along, i was disapproved but, since they introduced themselves, cissy now officially knows them...so yea.

we are driving to another beach and more fanboys are chasing after what appears to be our carriage pulled by automatic robotic super horses. the two fanboys inside our carriage are naturally sitting next to cissy and i'm sitting next to taeyeon. the fanboys outside soon grab a hold of our carriage and are trying to climb in so i had to defend the carriage from being breached whilst cissy is flirting with the other fanboys, soon enough i succeed but the fanboys next to cissy are so happy and nervous that they vomit all over me, i get pissed off, and to cissy's dismay i throw the other two fanboys out of our carriage and make a turn back to our boarding school so i can go shower.

this is where it got all "asian high school drama".

so i am taking a shower to get all that vomit off me and martin comes in and tells me there seems to be a big group of people waiting outside for me.



a bunch of those dudes walk into the bathhouse and scout around and are speaking to everyone there, one walks up to martin and asks him in korean, if he was korean and if he wanted to beat me up, i chuckled and martin chuckles and says ok but continues showering, one of them looks at me and walks off.

so i walk outside and theres a whole bunch of guys sitting outside waiting for someone, most likely me but i ignore them and approach taeyeon to chat with her. as the conversation is going great, one of the fanboys i threw out of the carriage earlier interrupts my conversation and is like

"YA! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" (all dialogue is in korean too, i miraculously speak and understand korean in my dreams)
"chill buddy, i'm just speaking to my friend"
"why did you throw me out of the carriage? you are stupid!"
"you vommitted on me buddy"
"i will beat you like a drum with all my friends, you do not deserve taeyeon" he whispered to me



i gave turned around whilst they were all staring at me ready to fight, i walked up to taeyeon and kissed her. martin realising that this was a signal, punches about 10 guys in the head whilst i'm fighting the more agile ones in a fashion similar to this:






me being the guy in the black except there were about 20 of them and 2 of us and we actually win the fight

end of dream
(images courtesy of young and dangerous and temptation of the wolf (worst movie ever))

who wants to be a billionare?

Travis "Travie" Mccoy (not so) new song is really starting to shit me. This song not only has no substance but flamboyantly preaches...nothing.

according to the video clip, travis mccoy gives someone a car, a new skateboard and some new spray paint, i dont think you need to be billionare to do any of those things for one, and two, travis is definitley rich enough to do all those things though i doubt he has.

i was sitting at melbourne central, just eating some food before work and theres a group of high school kids sitting next to me, this song comes on and as if the(their) national anthem had come on, they all started singing

"i wanna be a billionare sooooo frickin baad"

i don't think any single one of those kids will ever be on the cover of forbes magazine next to opera and the queen (as far as i know, i don't think they've been on the cover of forbes? could be wrong, not gonna pretend i read forbes regularly)

as far as materialism goes, i think this song is the epitome, but its covered up to make it seem like its got some sort of hipster substance (oxymoron?) when its full of ignorance typical of its target market.

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