worst week of all time.

of all time...

so the week started with my hot water system breaking down. ive had no hot water since. ive resorted to turning my heater up and just wiping down my body with a wet towel.

i hooked up my younger cousin to play piano on Wednesday at this media conference for avene, in my opinion, she played crap. i was not happy with her performance.

on thursday night, the biggest failure of my life happened, but thats another story.

Friday morning I finally got the poster I ordered last week, it was really awesome, BUT the edges were a little torn because the guy that sent it didn't use a real poster tube, instead he used a pvc pipe that wasn't cut properly, so when you put it in, it ripped a little....sigh

thats ok i thought, because a mate of mine organized a gathering tonight with apparently alot of girls and unlimited alcohol for 20 aud, where i could drink my sorrows of the week away and sing my failures of Thursday night away. We got there, there were like 4 girls and 20 guys and everyone was ugly and singing Chinese songs from the 80s.

We ended up going to this bar that played really shit music and i had 1 free beer and decided to bail to my friends apartment where we were gonna watch some dvds, but that beer made me so sleepy, i fell right asleep on his couch.

i woke up in the morning, thinking what a crap night but thats ok. I was going out to watch 2012 or This is it with Lydia and then eat some dinner tonight. i go and buy a new shirt because all my other shirts are unwashed and creased, 30 minutes after i bought the shirt, Lydia messages me: My cold on friday has turned into a fever, im so sorry, i don't think i can come out tonight.

fml

(i still dont have hot water)

sittin on the toilet

today, i was on my way home. i checked the bag pocket where i usually put my keys, they werent there. i thought i must have left them on my office desk, lucky i had spare keys. i bought some baked goods and some shanghai mini buns for dinner. i really needed to pee.

got home, reached for the toilet door. gg. it was for some reason locked, i noticed there was a slot for a key on the door, i checked through my key ring and found no such key. called my landlord to inquire weather he possessed this key which would enable me access to the lavatory, negative. he said he will call the locksmith. i desperately waited until i could wait no more, i considered peeing into the sink but then realised its a bad idea, i finally got a bottle, unscrewed the cap, took off my belt and....the doorbell rang, the lock smith was here. phew