Wednesday, November 26, 2008

disturbia

so i was on my way to the city this afternoon in hopes of getting some dance on and well a very "interesting" individual got on, and by interesting i mean extremely drunk or high.

he looked a lot like this guy:



a few girls in some nice summer dresses came on (they were like 4-5 maybe 6/10 at best) and sat down behind me, and then that bald guy who i shall refer to now as drunko, got on.

the drunko sat down next to them and started putting his arm around them, shaking their hands and trying to chat them up in a sexually harassing way. so one dude on the side started saying "hey mate, don't do that" and a i think maybe french or arabic guy also told him to stop.

eventually the first dude got the drunko to calm down and sit down and chatted to him whilst the girls ran to other seats, but the french/arab (farab) guy kept telling him to get off the tram, eventually other people got on and the farab guy started explaining to everyone else who didnt see the initial incident why he was telling this drunko to get off and then eventually he started bragging about how he made him stop harrassing those girls. at which point the drunko's girlfriend got on and started lip wrestling with him, the drunko also lit one up to smoke. at which point i decided to move because i dont want to die of asthma.

anyway so from another seat, i saw the drunko get up and get this

he took his pants off and got out his genitals and tried to make his girlfriend give him oral sex...on the tram.



end of story.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

live your life ohhh ohhh ohhh